callieohpeee:

when i was around 5 i asked my mom why “some people were different colors” and she said “because god wanted lots of flavors” and let me tell you that was the wrong thing to say because for the next 3 years i thought god ate people when they died

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

paulonutini:

u think just because it’s pink n cute n shit it’s not gonna do anything? ok go play on it and see what happens. I ain’t gonna help u when that nasty ass demon drags u into ur basement. see u in the afterlife

footmeetsface:

spoon-party-of-bombur:

multipack:

amyeatfeast:

stopthatitssilly:

alexkisu:

multipack:

f is for friends who do stuff without you

u is for uninvited

c is for clinging onto hope that you wont keep getting forgotten

k is for krispy kreme yum

this is not what i wanted this post to turn out like

one time i got in the shower and came out and no one was home and the lights were off, my entire family went bowling and forgot about me 

DOWN HERE IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA

artonelico:

zwampert:

xanamaster:

zwampert:

xanamaster:

flaaffys:

zwampert:

nothingrealfunny:

edition-overjoyed:

zwampert:

darling-cyber-deer:

thedumbfaultinourfandoms:

zwampert:

pizzaspicelatte:

zwampert:

yehman:

zwampert:

kittastica:

zwampert:

Man, I love donuts.

those jelly-filled donuts sure look absolutely delicious!

Nothing beats a good jelly-filled donut!

I’m on mobile what is this

Donuts.

im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

No, they’re donuts. What the hell are you on about.

its onigiri

Jelly-filled donuts

Delicious jelly-filled donuts that resemble sandwiches. 

just for emphasis: im not even sure if this is a joke or if you seriously dont know this is sushi and im confused

I’m sorry but this is not even sushi, it I so nigiri. The name sushi implies that it has raw fish or the like made into the dish and all I see is fuckin rice.

What are you people on about. These are donuts. Delicious, jelly filled, sweet donuts.

mmm those jelly filled donuts are making me hungry ;A;

That is clearly an onigiri or rice ball

Well CLEARLY, you are wrong!

Well maybe you should do some research, and if your joking good job

I don’t think donuts are a joking matter, that’s offensive.

these are definitely jelly filled donuts and now i’m hungry

pussyrights:

every time i see this i think to myself that the best cosplay in history was made unintentionally

viridiannightmares:

fuckyeahthebetterlife:

Most likely the best post ever.

If you don’t know this rug you didn’t live

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description