nevvzealand:

i dont understand how i can get so much joy from covering my pets with blankets and watching the lump move around

drunkroosters:

these people

miyakosaaya:

keogdh:

langsettte:

langsettte:

langsettte:

i am beyond disturbed 

I swear I can’t stop watching this

i go to this like once a day why is it not a thing 

why dudes eyes roll in the back of his head lmao

What she doin

How to finish that last minute assignment

the-girlwhowasonfire:

cjshark:

prettyflyforaredspy:

ruemex:

disgruntledota:

leetakeuchi:

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I can not count the number of times this trick has saved my ass.

And people say Tumblr doesn’t teach you life skills…

this will come in handy one day

ATTENTION GRADUATING CLASS OF 2013: COLLEGE SURVIVAL 101

Reblogging for future reference..

bewbin:

i win 

deankins:

comealongpie:

imagine harry being harry and saying something sassy to ron and hermione but they don’t find it funny

then three tables across the gryffindor’s, they hear draco laugh

SOMEONE I WILL PAY YOU TO WRITE ME THIS FAn FIC PLEASE

I’ve discovered there’s a lot you can do inside haunted houses.

fictionalfeather:

For example, you can:

  • be in a shampoo commercial

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  • start a boy band:

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  • spot some choice booty:

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  • break into song:

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  • see some people in frankly offensive outfits:

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  • attend a metal show:

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  • listen to some sick jams:

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  • discover zombieism:

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  • sample some tasty snacks:

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  • watch someone get burned bad:

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  • find something you really like:

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  • find something you really, really like:

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  • find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:

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  • and wonder if you left the stove on:

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toastoat:

PUT THAT THING BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME